Sorry people, I was away for almost a week.
I planned to take a break to have some fun.
But my leave application got rejected without a reason.
I was pissed off and then I saw this on my desk.
Who the hell printed this?
I'm not taking leave to get married.
No worries, boss.. (I think it's him) Tehe!
Actually, I wanted to rest at home and watch some crazy reality shows!
Marriage is a Crazy Thing
Category: Love is Lust 3 comments
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Matchfingers
He’s Not a Plastic Bag
Category: Weird World 3 commentsMy best day to exercise always fall on Saturdays. It's tiring.
First my leg muscles, then it entails work on the muscles of both arms. Not to forget, my back muscles as well.
Before you think further, I was actually describing my once-a-week shopping exercise. Alone, I'm not. I'm with my another half. That's the reason why.
Gentlemen, it's time to test your level of tolerance and patience..
Basically the main physical exercise is to support the weight of shopping bags.
Carrying the bags is easy, but carrying them around for 5 hours non-stop is torture.
One fine Saturday, I was shopping in a mall.. at the same time stretching muscles of my eyes, going through some similar painful physical and mental torture colorful fabrics.
Pro-fashional excuse to buy something expensive..
Branded stuff around, but there was this silly staff.
Standing still near the counter, there was this little sissy pine singing "I'm not a plastic bag la, ella.. ella.. eh eh eh!".
That was his version of Rihanna's Umbrella.
You can stand under my invisible umbrella..ella ella eh eh eh hehe!
With goose bumps all over my back, I wondered why he ruined my favorite song.
I thought to myself. Maybe that's his act of protest against plastic bags. Very creative, I must say.
Goddamn it, I'm not Plastic Bag.. I'm Plastic Man!
Well oh well that's something else we can do to save our environment.
Plastic free, Fantastic action! Bravo to Taiwan, Bangladesh, United States, Korea and South Africa
Just like this well-known designer, Anya Hindmarch who came out with her own success story to save the planet! Buy the bag, save the world. Tehe!
Here's her design of an eco-friendly shopping bag.
Plastic No More! Here comes a bag that saves the world from evil plastic..
Creative..uh?
It was a big hit after some celebrities use it while shopping for their grocery. And now it's the public's turn to kill two birds with one stone - help to save the planet and spend money on fancy bag without the feeling of guilt.
The craze is on. Long queue. Bags sold out within days. Riot in KLCC. Aunty and uncle buy for their daughter. It's unbelievable.
The must-be-heavy / must-have bag of the season!
Anyway, here’s my personal suggestion to her.
Dear Anya Hindmarch,
Since guys often involved in carrying shopping bags around during shopping, why don’t you design some bag that sounds practical for them? Well instead of designing for females, kindly consider our feelings as well. You must understand they don't carry their shopping bag as often as us. So forget about the environment, think of our plight in this matter.
Thanks a heap for your understanding.
It might sound silly.
Nevermind.
Having the sense of fashion, but if it makes no sense, it’s often considered as creative.
Okay, fashion does overtake practicality. As always.
Thus, carrying a creative tagline does help fashion befriend with practicality.
So, drop the crap..
Here's my design..
Indeed fashion is unexplainable, but now I can portrait something here. No singing is required. Tehe!
For now, guys are directly involved in carrying shopping bags. And at the mean time, Sunday will be my best day to sleep off my tense muscles.. zzz!
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Matchfingers
Korean Me, Please!
Category: Weird World 3 commentsI simply love Korean instant noodle..
Maybe because its noodle is slightly larger than normal Maggi mee. Or maybe I eat Korean noodle too often?
Which I don't really think so..
I instantly know their noodles are tasty, but the main possible reason might cause by Hallyu, which already scored a direct hit on many countries.
First, the craze hits on girlfriend, then female colleagues, oh well.. then aunties.. and last but not least.. mother.
Please do not scream like school girls!
To be honest, I don't go against those female affection for Korean drama and movies. I guess Korean’s fascinating stories and great acting certainly stir a huge interest among the ladies.
Some love to cry over their sad love story - which always ended with either the male/female actor died towards the end. Some just adores their hot male singers - which always with black colored hair and slit eyes.
Seriously, I don't understand their song lyrics as language becomes a barrier here. Maybe I can just sit back enjoying myself by humming their tunes. Darn it, so it's true that those K-pop virus already polluted the brain cells of most Malaysian, Japanese, Taiwanese, Chinese and Hongkie.
That's another part of the rise of Hallyu..
Okay.. to attract female readers make things clearer, I'm going to show the very popular male Korean celebrities here..
Eric Moon or Mun Jeong-hyeok, from Super Rookie.
Hyeon Bin, from My Lovely Sam Soon.
Ji Seong, from Save the Last Dance for Me.
Jae Hee, from Art of Fighting.
Won Bin, from Autumn in My Heart.
Ji Jin-Hee, from Dae Jang Geum.
Jo Hyeon-jae, from Love Letter.
Lee Wan, from Tree in Heaven.
Bae Yong-Joon, from Winter Sonata.
Jang Dong-Gun, from Taegukgi.
Enough? Maybe I put a stop here..
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Oh no, it seems like your appetite is good..
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Kwon Sang-Woo, from Stairway to Heaven.
Kim Rae Won, from Love Story in Harvard.
Kang Dong-Won, from Too Beautiful To Lie.
Jo In-Seong, from Madeleine.
Song II-Gook, from The Art of Seduction.
Rain, from Full House.
Well well well, I guess Korean wave is so powerful.. until it hits..
Doctors as well..!
Somehow a plastic surgeon managed to combine the above 16 Korean faces to create a super perfect male Korean face! So right now a person can have a bit of handsome features from the faces of 16 most popular Korean Wave stars.
Goodness gracious me..!!
Ladies, he looks like this..
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Looks familiar.. like the one i saw in the mirror everyday
Guys.. with this look, you can have all the girls you want!
Tehe! ..Did the Korean wave makes you hungry?
Maybe you need a bowl of Korean noodle..
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Matchfingers
Sucks-cess
Category: Just a Job 0 commentsSomething to ponder for the day.
Success means knowing the right people, being in the right place at the right time and using the right tools.
- Anthony Robbins
Yes, I do have success!
Obviously, everyone wants to get hold of success and apparently a career, I mean.. a day job is needed. But since 3 years ago, my eyes and ears came across many successful stories on how money is made just by blogging.
In fact, these people can spend time with their love ones and make money at the same time. Still, most people don't consider it as a career.
But then again, what's life without a career, and what's a career without a life? Let's mouth about the real success, shall we?
Lesson no.1
Companies are like robots.
They're things and they don't have feelings. If a company transforms into bulletproof vest and protects you, you must be dreaming. Instead, beware of receiving life bullets when you open your office mailbox everyday.
Seriously, there are no strong bonds between human and the so-called robot. Really.
Nightmare will soon find you if you still don't grasp the truth.. No one cares more about your career than you do!
Hence, don't expect your company to take care of you.
Lesson no.2
Certain jobs fit certain people best.
No such thing as easy job.. those muscle takes a year to build!
Some guys got no problem impressing a girl. It's like their nature to be appealing in the wooing job. On the other hand, some might have a tough time trying, probably due to no dancing genes, no cooking skill or singing talent to win a girl's heart.
No doubt, you do have special gifts that fit you for some and disqualify you for others.
In my humble opinion, we're just typical human who learn as we live, along with slightly unavoidable tendency to hit mistakes. Not everyone is born with a talent in drawing, but some people can draw really well at the very first time.
Kindly kill some time to assess your skills, temperament and aptitude in depth. Then you will know what job suits your skill the best.
Lesson no.3
Careers are short-term.
Although there’s no terrorist attack, your present job can go dead anytime. It definitely will scare the shit out of me if I'm fired without a warning.
Solution? Adopt short term thinking strategy. Don't take your present career for granted.
Someone once described a consultant as a person who wakes up every morning unemployed. Waking up every morning feeling unemployed, certainly makes you wonder.. What're you going to do next?
The answer is.. Always prepare a Plan B!
Lesson no.4
Don't stay in a job you hate.
Better kill your job before it kills you..
Hating your job can kill you. Hunt for a job you love. Your consistent passion will eventually guide you to success.
Final lesson
Success is difficult.
Games are difficult too..
If success were easy, everyone would be successful already. Tehe! It's depends whether you are eager enough to win the game of life and taste the success.
For me, it's only four words to trigger myself to work hard for success.
Life Sucks Without Success! - Matchfingers
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Matchfingers