Procrastinating Myself From Procrastination

Recently I was telling myself to avoid procrastination. It's darn freaking hard to stop procrastinate over important tasks, which includes feeding my hamster.

If I failed to do so, I can see my to-do list grows like a pregnant hamster. Experts would advise me to break them into smaller steps and set an hour or two to solve each of them. It's like reading a book slowly by pages rather than chapters.

They said hang a carrot in front of a donkey will keep it moving forward. As for me, the best bait would be an episode of Heroes.


For my girlfriend, maybe a tulip will do.

But then again, I shall not procrastinate my thought of shutting off my thought of procrastinate.

By that time I succeed, my hamster already went to heaven.

American Idol Season 86,987

Don't bother too much about my post title (just a random number). Somehow I knew the American Idol show will still carry on for another 1,000 years. So guys don't be disappointed as this year's winner wasn't a female.

The past winners of American Idol are listed below.

Season 1: Kelly Clarkson (Female)
Season 2: Ruben Studdard (Male)
Season 3: Fantasia Barrino (Female)
Season 4: Carrie Underwood (Female)
Season 5: Taylor Hicks (Male)
Season 6: Jordin Sparks (Female)

and..
Season 7: David Cook (Male)

A total of four females and three males! I believe like most of the years, females are stepping closer to dominate the crown but this year's winner happened to be a male rocker. Finally a sort of perfect looking young man beats all the previous male winners (in terms of voice and looks) - which one happened to be fat and the other appeared to be old.

A big congratulation to David Cook. I guess the past winners have a new competitor member now.

For now, enjoy the parody!